Owl Demotivational Poster
HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid
THE WORLD - as you knew it no longer exists
RETARDS - I know a few.
20 YEARS AGO -
THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!
MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
VERY WELL -
IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.
LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -
GREATEST SPORT EVER - Welcome to Motorcycle Bowling!
YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -
MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin
PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.
PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.
GAME FACE - if this is his game face, he shouldn't be allowed to play games!
LICKING THE BOWL CLEAN -
KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.
WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID - for I have an owl
COLD SHOULDER -
HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!
Seriously - 3 -
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
SO PAY ATTENTION -
TODAY'S WEATHER -
DA' JESUS - Don't f*ck with him!
YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?
I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.
Epic Win Giants -
LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.
GO PACKERS! -
HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
SAINTS FANS - This is football...I think?
RICHARD NIXON - Well, at least he can bowl better than Obama.
DEPRESSED OWL SAYS - WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a shit.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE -
CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.
FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
HOOTERS - AND JUST WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU EXPECTING YOU DIRTY OLD PERV ?
THE HOOTER -
LARRY KING - He Looks Like An Owl
~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC
HOOTERS - The originals
LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.
WHOOO WHOOO -
SMELL SOMETHING FISHY! -
70+ YRS AND IT'S STILL WRONG... - Sure, one typo in 1939... It's "Catman", "Catman" ya schmucks!!!!
GIVING HEAD - THE TORTOISE WAY! -
Epic Win Giants -
UNDEAD MIDGETS -
THE MALT SYMPHONY - In B Minor
GAME FACE - Get it on!
BALLS - The Only Ones She Wants Are At The Bowling Alley
DO YOU MIND? -
SAVE A TREE - Wipe your butt with an owl.
ACID TRIP - Wow! That must be some really good shit!
IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"
CAMO IS SILLY -
HOW DARE YOU -
EPIC FOWL - Flap, Smack, Bitch, Quack
PUPPET JESUS - Where all others failed he alone succeeded Rowlf the puppet, the puppet Jesus
Journey Of A Lifetime -
I'm Not Finished Yet -
OR ELSE -
PURE JOY -
THE SUPER BOWL - 4 hours of beer and viagra commercials and some other stuff
IF YOU ARE BRAVE ENOUGH TO JUMP - You may be able to fly.
GOOD LUCK - They say it is good luck if a bird craps on your head. Apparently it isn't the case if you reciprocate.
FOOTBALL PARTY PLATTER - Hawaiian Style! Enjoy the game...everyone's invited
OH MY GOD - The Quiznos Beast is back. Nothing can save us now.
RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.
~ A Simple Request ~ -
If I had ever been here before -
HISTORY'S LESSONS -
I WILL NEVER EVER DO THIS AGAIN -
KNOWLEDGE - Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle from the pool of stupity.
MY DISCIPLES - to those who wish to learn great knowledge will be gibbon.
NO WAY..!! - get outa here..., my Mom bowl cuts my hair as well... I bet your not circumcised though..?? your kidding..!! we must be related somehow...
ENDANGERED OWL RAPPERS - "I'm on a mission for the dope with a cokehead agenda." - Demoz the Owl
MODERN ART -
CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??
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